it’s kind of weird knowing that when you sleep, you’re just looking at your eyelids but somewhere in your brain, you are able to produce dreams as if you’re still awake.
how am i going to name my child when i panic over the thought of what to name my online avatars
breaking news from the tumbler staff!! this is reAL
Okay THIS ONE is obviously fake. Try harder next time, trolls.
yet more info from tumbler staff!!
be the person your dog thinks you are
SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST
I LIVE IN A HOUSE
finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck